Things I will NOT miss about BYU

1. Women's Conference, Education Week, and EFY.
2. Idiots on cell phones.
3. Infuriatingly fundamentalist letters to the Daily Universe.
4. People who black out all the swear words in books.
5. Sitting through long and boring classes in which literature was discussed in squishy, non-academic terms.
6. Endless crowds of supermormons, especially the highly intimidating ones in my ward.
7. Spending all day on campus and seeing maybe one person I know.
8. Not ever being able to step outside my apartment without having to greet someone from the neighborhood.
9. The excess of pregnant women.