Weirdly true. Weirdly.

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Things I will NOT miss about BYU

1. Women's Conference, Education Week, and EFY.
2. Idiots on cell phones.
3. Infuriatingly fundamentalist letters to the Daily Universe.
4. People who black out all the swear words in books.
5. Sitting through long and boring classes in which literature was discussed in squishy, non-academic terms.
6. Endless crowds of supermormons, especially the highly intimidating ones in my ward.
7. Spending all day on campus and seeing maybe one person I know.
8. Not ever being able to step outside my apartment without having to greet someone from the neighborhood.
9. The excess of pregnant women.

Things I will miss about BYU

1. All of the nice people who live in my stairwell: Jenny and Joey, Lindy and Kelly, Ginger and Nathan.
2. All of my darling co-workers here at the BYU Bookstore.
3. The botanical gardens and the happy deer who live there. Especially the little spotted fawns.
4. Having beautiful mountains so close to my apartment. They are incredibly gorgeous in the mornings, especially foggy mornings.
5. Spring in Provo. I love all the blossoms. Especially outside my window.
6. My favorite professors (not listed in any particular order): Hickman, Gardner, Rudy, Oaks.
7. The library, especially the periodicals section, which smells deliciously academic and always makes me feel productive and smart.
8. Being close to Seth, Scott, and Mandy.
9. Getting mail and e-mail from home.